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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Correct Grindr Response

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Correct Grindr Response

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Those specs suck.

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

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    As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

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      Probably

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    2 days ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

  • TinyLittlePuni 🌱 (she/her)@lemmy.world
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    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

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      This is just being poor

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      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3…

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    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

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      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

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        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

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    I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

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    And they say romance is dead

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    I can strapolate his other stats based on these

    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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      I can strapolate all the stats are what he made up in his head

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    Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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      Smell like server specs. Put Jellyfin on it haha

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        What? No tons of desktop drives were this way too. I mean yes WD RE style drives were fantastic but WD black was always the way to go back in mechanical days. They were for desktop.

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          I mean homelab server

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            I would still use better drives even for home lab. In my opinion, 5400 rpm drives should only be used for slower nas / backup applications if at all. Or grandmas pc to save a few bucks.

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    Nerds be like:

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Gay nerds be like* 😅

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        Oh right my bad

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    This guy fucks.

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    Cut dick?

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      Circumcised.

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    MfT

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    Well they are sure gonna have fun with all this equipment

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