Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs
I’m more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I prefer playing with my joystick.
It’s right below the Y, if you get to the B you’ve gone to far down
“have you looked in nubrubs.conf”
Rival to GNUbbin
How do you even use those things efficiently? Also where can I find it on my ThinkPad?
The Gnome variant would be GSpot.
I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I’m thinking “Kidiot”
Sure better than Klitoris.
You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It’s just a plugin for
skanpagethat helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you’re spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable

Obviously it’s an ebook managing suite called klit
KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris
Sounds Microsoftish…
Kontrol Panel

Of course, Kortal Combat!
Konsole
oh, wait-
The search thing on KDE is currently called “baloo” or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.
When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It’s literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!
Pretty sure MS would name theirs “Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot”.
FOSS devs: Shitter
Then they renamed to Smither
legit lol!
The G(nome) Spot
announcing : Kideas
Introducing ksam * - KDE’s analogue to klippy
* Have I gone too far?













