I love the timing of this post, being right after the “I just had my first 3some” one. I like to imagine you finish getting plowed and being like “wow, that was amazing”, and then one of the guys being like “oh, you think that was amazing? You know what’s amazing is these pandas with bucket on their heads” and then the other guy being like “yo, after that there’s this great video I’ve got to show you” and squishing you in the middle and you’re like “nooooooooooo…”
Showing a video you genuinely find funny to your best hommie just to be forced to watch him obviously pretending to laugh for two minutes.
I learnt to never do this, as I realized I hate when they do it to me. I just send the link and they can watch it when they want
Even better when they’re pretending to laugh when you’re showing them a sad video
This is why I wanted to answer
Childhood cancer is probably a close second
yeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer
You’re forcing laughter?
Jesus Christ Lemmy
Just forward the video. Then they can type “lol” without having to watch it.
lol
So apparently telling your friend or acquaintance you don’t share their particular sense of humour is worse?
I guess I shouldn’t overthink a shitpost, but is it really such a social faux pas to tell someone your tastes are different from theirs? I just wonder if this is a cultural thing that I’m too Dutch to get, or if it’s more of a I’m-too-socially-awkward-to-have-an-opinion-of-my-own kind of thing?
Might perhaps be your father who otherwise gets mad at you for rest of the day, and you still get uncomfortable from whatever shit he says even though it objectively isn’t anything more than a bunch of crap.
You know, like when he notices you aren’t absolutely rolling with laughter:(While full-force tapping back button on his phone) OK, you don’t have to pretend like you care
“I just…”
Leave me alone! You won’t even watch anything with me. Am I really that bad? I must be worse than Hitler. All I ever wanted was to have a family, but I guess I wanted too much. FUCK! What did I do to deserve this? I was growing up with a father who beat me and never cared about me. Perhaps I should have been like that, and then you would’ve liked me.
(Yelling at dog) Get away from me! You don’t have to pretend to like me either.
Never be the person showing memes at the party.
Try to imagine a party where phones aren’t allowed.
No one taking pictures or video, everyone talking to each other in the moment, just for the moment, just for each other.
Our very own John Lennon
I remember. When they didn’t have their phone, they often smoked or drank beer. Try to find friends that can party sober and be present, it’s the best.
Yeah, having a friend that I clearly can’t just say “it wasn’t that funny to me, but I’m glad you liked it” and have it be okay.
I thought shit posts were supposed to be funny, this is just sad.
Having to watch an ad first.
Having someone in your life that cares and is comfortable enough to share their interests and joy with you?
So horrible.
Yes, I know where this was posted.
Allow me to introduce you to:
Friend that sends 3+ min voice messages in a group chat and ask for feedback about it.
That’s an insane thing to do lawl. If someone sends me a voice message in a text thread, I just say “you gotta type that out!”
😩
I do this to my family, probably I should stop… I won’t though. 🫶
Yeah. Complaining about it to strangers.
I am low vision so I can’t see a phone unless it’s nice and close.
This fact has saved me from many of these situations. If they are extra insistent I tell them to send me the link and reply with a laugh emoji as is expected in our culture.
It’s this what youngsters do these days instead of cocaine?
They rack up the lines off the phone as the video is playing
What do you mean instead?
Being forced to watch a 3 minute video, obviously.









