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This is where ChatGPT gets all its facts
I asked ChatGPT this question and it almost entirely repeats what’s in the screenshot here.
At this rate, current & future generations are doomed.
The ‘haha fuck you’ part is also still there at the end, just silent
Can confirm, the AIs all have a chuckle in the server room when they think we’re not looking
The funny part is the core concept behind the bullshit is likely actually true. The reasons given are just nonsense bullshit tho lol
I can definitely tell you that food pictures look more appetizing if they don’t look like the food was exported straight from Blender into the ad.
Amusingly, smoothie shops don’t have nearly as many pictures and it’s the food that is “exported straight from blender.”
God dammit, I did not see that coming. 😂😂😂
I somehow knew it was coming but still read it all like a dumbass
Are you new to the internet? Very fun times ahead.
The level of world-building packed into this made-up response about Japanese food advertising, is god-tier. Whoever wrote this needs to drop everything and start writing books.
By the end I was convinced. From now on I will be giving my burgers a “living tilt”
masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score
7/7 is too “American showroom”, which is why 5/7 is a perfect score.
That you Brendan?
On rice?
Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.
Gimme back my sinker
Fuck you. Just fuck you.
And here I was RIVETED
Damn, my brain already commited that to its eFuse region.
Lmao I’m not even mad. Bravo.
They got me in the first half
Then they got me in the second half
That was as smooth as a shark.
Good fucking god there needs to be a rule against lying on the internet
There already is!
Yeah. It’s rule 34
It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34
straight to jail, don’t pass go, don’t collect $200
Gosh darn it, ya got me.
They’re just posing for real estate billboards.In traditional Japanese aesthetics, wabi-sabi(侘び寂び) centers on the acceptance of transience and imperfection.[2] It is often described as the appreciation of beauty that is “imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete”.[3]It is prevalent in many forms of Japanese art
You ain’t getting me twice today.
Yeah, ozymandias doesn’t actually know if wabi-sabi has anything to do with the skewed buns, and neither do I, but the info is otherwise all accurate and seems like a decent guess to me. I’m big fan of the idea, and make a point to look for the beauty in the imperfections in everyday life.
Yeah, the BS answer is less off than it seems. Still pretty off, but touching on the likely reality.
Mine’s just a guess too, no idea what the reality is
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I read that as wassabi* and was thoroughly confused for a moment.
*Yes I know it’s actually wasabi, that’s just how I read wabi-sabi wrong. As wassabi. Not wasabi.
I’m sorry but wassabi made me think of this
