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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee
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    11 days ago

    What the fuck

    • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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      Untreated mental illness

      • HurlingDurling@lemm.ee
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        It’s the American way

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    This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

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      I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.

      I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.

      I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.

      I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.

      I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

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    Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.

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    Are you sure the driver is not a cat

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      It can’t be ruled out

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      Toonces?

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes, the notorious supervillain Cancer Dog, whose main power is casting ‘pervert cancer’ on his opponents.

    🎶 Cancer Dog, Cancer Dog, leaves you in a pervert cancer fog! 🎶

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    Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      Haha that’s great. What’s your mother’s maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history

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    “How nature says “Do not touch””

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    I shan’t claim this person to be reasonable, but u believe this is what he’ their referring to:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor?wprov=sfti1

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    Nice try cats

  • Jesus@lemmy.world
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    10 times more cance

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    This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

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      The Feline Propaganda Macine

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    This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren’t actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with ‘logical reasons’ or ‘convincing evidence’. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

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    Speling is a cancre. Ie’m the cuer.

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    Common emotional support truck owner

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    Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding livestock or a dog that is trained for hunting, will have two qiraats deducted from his reward each day.

    I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)

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