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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    The teeth match! Everything in the picture must be true! /s

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  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What the fuck is this shite?

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      This is what your brain does when the public school sysyem has been prohibited from teaching Critical Thinking Skills.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      A shitpost.

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    I think I lost braincells reading this. Top tier shitpost.

  • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com
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    Wtf is this

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    I’ve seen serious pictures like this, it’s like a symptom of schizophrenia. Scary

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    Somewhere in a rural county in South Carolina, a man was sitting in his trailer, saw this, grabbed his rifle, locked and loaded, and got into his Armageddon bunker, where he’s now drinking a Coors Lite and testing out his radio equipment.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      I could not trust myself with a firearm in an enclosed space for an indefinite period of time

      I’d fire the thing at the radio out of boredom and burst my eardrums

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    I’m honestly not sure if this real or a joke. Am I autistic?

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      You’re here, so most likely

      • Zozano@aussie.zone
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        How does being here make the joke real?

        • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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          You see it, therefore it’s real

          • Sartre, probably
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            Sartre’s first name was probably?

            Neat.

            • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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              Hi Neat

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                I’m not Neat, I’m oretistic.

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            No, Satire said “hell is other people”. Sorry for the spoiler if you didn’t read No Exit yet

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    lol Imagine slapping that “female jaw diagram” on the most shovel jawed chad in existence on the bottom right. Motherfucker could dig ditches

  • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    The Transvestigators basically slap a skull diagram on a face, declare them to be trans, and believe they won the argument. The diagrams don’t even fucking fit onto the face structure!

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      are they aware they also have skulls? empty skulls, but still. are they trans?

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    This is beautiful!

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    Why do you/someone have to make this?

    I just know this’ll end up shared to Facebook and get shared around unironocally.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      Facebook is where I found it lol

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        Not surprised.

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    You mixed up your meds again.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      I don’t take medication.

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        evidently

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    Oh dear, oh no, I have the same kind of triangle if I connect the middle of my mouth with both of my eyes.

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      Well you’re probably fine as long as there’s no skull inside your head

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    Big if true.

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