Gotta work Mexico in there somewhere, that’s where he felt it was his duty to be during the Texas ice storm disaster.
Ted: Bye, have fun dying from the cold and/or carbon monoxide poisoning
Both times.
And Christian. It would be less unusual if he were a jewish man advocating for Israel.
Most zionists are christians
Bro sounds like he should be on an ICE list.
he’s the immigrant trump warned us about!
Anyone seen his neighbor’s pets recently?
Sounds like a DEI hire.
No, competency for the position is considered with DEI hires.
note for readers unfamiliar with the history of Cuba:
Batista was the US-backed dictator who was defeated by the Cuban Revolution
Ha ha. Jesus.
“Ted Cruz is like wolverine if instead of metal claws three flaccid penises extended from his hands.”
I wish I could recall where I first saw that, but it will live in my head forever.
Made me chuckle, here have this:
You must understand that he requires the pressure to live. If that thing ever stops being the most unrepentant asshole to have ever lived, the outward pressure of his barely constrained sheer fucking awkwardness would no longer be balanced out, causing him to explode in a shedenfreudenstrom of impossible proportions.
He was born in… Canada!!! My god. What have we done.
Prevented him from being the American president
No, his mother was American so he has American citizenship that way.
And he was a Canadian citizen for most of his life. He only renounced his Canadian citizenship once he started planning to run for US president.
Makes sense, how else would you expect the Zodiac Killer to evade capture?
zodiac killer that goes to a tropical place to molt his skin.
Canadian here. You have my sincere apologies.
First you guys burn down the White House, then you send us Rafael.
What’s next? You guys gonna turn off the syrup spigot?
How has such an unlikable man made it so far? Maybe I need to change my strategies, sorry friends it’s time for hatemaxxing
Massive amounts of money and influence provided by Israel probably helps.
hes the only other viable R senator in TEXAS, im guess the others arnt as vile as he is, or as prominent(PR wise) as he is, like MS lindsey they toe the party lines.
On behalf of all Canadians, thank you Texas for taking that bullet.
How the fuck do they keep electing him! All I hear is how everyone hates him.
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
Al Franken
The power if having a R besides their name.
American Conservatives have unparalleled cognitive dissonance skills. Truly unmatched anywhere else in the world.
Cruz is the answer to the question “what if an infected ass pimple became human?”
Only in the summer. In winter he goes to Mexico.
OR anytime the weather drops temperature below what reptile can tolerate.
Fixed that for you!
