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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

It's bad man

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It's bad man

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee
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    I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      “Oh noooo my prefrontal cortex is fully developed!”

  • JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world
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    The optimal age is 28. It’s late enough that you may at least be hitting a stride professionally (though don’t stress too much if you’re not), you’ve chilled out a bit from your earlier 20’s, and your body (generally) hasn’t begun to betray you yet.

    • exasperation@lemm.ee
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      25-35 is a great time. I moved cities and changed careers in my late 20’s, and pivoted again in my early 30’s, and it was a good reset to build on lessons learned and undoing past mistakes, while having the youth and energy to really enjoy myself and actually choose a path I was going to have fun with.

      I’m enjoying my 40’s a lot, but I look back fondly on that 25-35 period as being both fun in itself and setting me up for a good 30’s and 40’s (and possibly further).

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    I’m in my 50’s and I want to be 25 years old.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      These kids don’t even know when they’ve got it good. I mean, even being in your 40s isn’t that bad

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        Just remember in the US these days 36 is middle age.

  • Jayk0b@lemm.ee
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    Next year I’m gonna be 30, I’m already browsing some nice coffins and Urns

    • totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee
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      This is the best time for you to start reading about lower back pain and how to take care of your spine

      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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        Also a good time to give up vanity for comfort. Wear flipflops with socks. Buy a travel squatty potty and take it everywhere in its branded bag.

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    25? HA! Try 30. AND still being a virgin!

  • hansolo@lemm.ee
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    Child, please.

    Enjoy those knees while you can.

    Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      While I’m not old enough to have a 25 year old kid yet I do think my 30’s have been better so far than my 20’s were!

      • riquisimo@lemmy.world
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        Haha, yeah.

        … Wait did you just lie on the internet??

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          I never said I was 25, just that I didn’t want to be 25.

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    Don’t worry! It’s only for 1 year and then you are done!

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    wait until you are at your 40s and things take about 10x more time to heal

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    Wait until 35.

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    The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

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    I remember 25. I still felt alive and didn’t have chronic pain randomly appearing in various parts of my body.

    • oppy1984@lemm.ee
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      Praise saint ibuprofen.

  • Lupo@lemmy.world
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    Pov: You’re leaving your youth behind

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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    What, were you hoping Leo would give you one last chance?

    • gorgor301@lemmy.world
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      What does this mean? Is it a reference to something?

      • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        I assume it’s a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio.

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    Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.

    Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks

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      30s is the best decade tbh, anyone who says otherwise is a government spy

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        otherwise

        🕴️

        • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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          The dog barks at midnight

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Eh, I’m actually in my 30’s. It’s quite nice!

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        I can’t believe you would lie on the Internet.

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    If it makes you feel any better, the age you are right now is the youngest you’ll ever be.

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