Beats me.

Was I supposed to do that?

When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.

I don’t want a stranger making most of my decisions.

I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…

I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”

The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…

I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually

I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends

We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.

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Mine has no name other than my own.

William, it’s short for Willie

Women asked…