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    • I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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      10 days ago

      If we go by Shattered Union canon, Trump and a sizable portion of Congress will be killed by a nuclear weapon during his 3rd term inauguration, secretly masterminded by Russia.

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      10 days ago

      I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?

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        4 days ago

        A stroke causing a massive seizure would be better, especially if it’s followed by more of the same until the one with his name on it finally arrives.

      • Greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Every day the whitehouse pharmacists roll the dice with him dying on their watch and ending up the scapegoat.

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    10 days ago

    This assumes he doesn’t die in office. How many Wiccans and cardiologists are preying for a blood clot?

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    How in the fuck are there still serious people that think he will give up power willingly. He’s either going to. die in office during this term or illegally stay in office for reasons that are made up. This is a dictatorship

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      He hasn’t stabilized his rule. The maga coalition is falling apart all on it’s own

      Will Trump wiggle out of real consequences? Probably. There will definitely be election fuckery.

      But the maga coalition failed to grab the crown, and does not hold the keys to power. That’s even more important for a dictator, because they don’t have the legitimacy democracy grants leaders

  • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    I would not be surprised if he dies in office, regardless if it’s less than 4 years or not.

    But when it comes to all those around him that enable(d) all these horrors, no effort should be spared in going after them in every possible legal way: Bondi, Noem, Miller, Bannon, Stone, just every single one of them, if still alive, should have constant “lawfare” leveled at them.

    The Republicans will never learn any lessons otherwise. Basically nothing happened to any of them the first time around (and for Nixon and for Ronnie Raygun) so they got even worse.

    Also, we need to have some carve-outs for pardons for assholes that work for a party and do crimes on their behalf - if you are in prison for doing crimes as a Republican politician in the interest of carrying out the Republican platform, no Republican president should be able to pardon you.

    Right now, this would only apply to Republicans, since they are the only ones doing this kind of thing.

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      9 days ago

      If you only attempt to prosecute the current executive branch, you will end up in a worse position over time. Corporations that participated in the open corruption by donating to his swearing in must be held accountable, criminally. The senators and congressmen who supported his obviously unconstitutional policies must be removed from office at the very least. The judges at all levels who very obviously ignored the constitution in pursuit of a fascist agenda with i’m sure a large quantity of kick-backs have to be disbarred.

      Obviously this would require a complete overhaul of the existing structure and so has absolutely no chance of happening, but in reality, it’s the only “lawful” way to stop the continuous slide to right and perhaps allow justice to prevail for the next few decades.

      • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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        Well, yeah, and why not boil the ocean while you’re at it?

        Consider what justice might look like with finite time and resources. That’s the best we’ll get.

  • Didntdoit71@feddit.online
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    10 days ago

    He’ll never pay for his crimes because he’s rich and white. There’s only one way that people like that get punished…and I’m not allowed to say what that is…because Americans are pussies. I’m an American, so fuck you…Americans are pussies. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be in this situation.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      9 days ago

      Violence? You can say that. Here check it out.

      I think trump should experience violence, as should all pedophiles. Punch Nazis in the face.

      This isn’t the bad place.

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      9 days ago

      They do keep a small cluster of fauxligarchy about so they can feed one to the mob when it looks like a les mis is around the corner. Trump strikes me as one of these.

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      10 days ago

      Actually he can’t because there will be a constant line of people pissing on his grave.