about how egregious his posts were today
Right. Since he’s been much worse than usual today, I’m thinking he had a bad meeting with his lobbyist friends this morning, and all of them said, “Get this shit solved or we’re impeaching your ass and getting something figured out with Vance”.
And Trump doesn’t care about fencesitters. He’s hoping he’ll come out ahead should he keep the lobbyists on his side.
I think this is Trump. He hears the footsteps coming, so he’s getting desperate, and doing anything he can to stop the inevitable.
You want a source? Here you go.
Trump would like to express his condolences.
Trump just posted a follow-up:
The Radical Left Democrats have hurt so many people with their vicious and uncaring ways. What they have done to the Department of Homeland Security, our fantastic TSA Officers, and, most importantly, the great people of our Country, is an absolute disgrace. If the Democrats do not allow for Just and Proper Security at our Airports, and elsewhere throughout our Country, ICE will do the job far better than ever done before! The Fascist Democrats will never protect America, but the Republicans will. Just like the Radical Left allowed millions of Criminals to pour into our Country through their ridiculous and dangerous Open Border Policy, the Republicans closed it all down, and we now have the Strongest Border in American History. Likewise, I look forward to moving ICE in on Monday, and have already told them to, “GET READY.” NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE GAMES! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Vance becomes President, the Epstein Files are completely forgotten, a few more bombs are dropped in Iran before the war exits the media completely, lots of “It’s time to move on” from the Dems, various Trumpers try to become a successor.
That sounds pretty good, actually. You got an ETA?
I, Donald Trump, would like to inform you all of the TRUE reason for the operation in Iran - we need to liberate the TrumpWater™ they stole from me!
The Department of Health has discovered a brand new compound called TrumpWater™ shortly after the start of my second term. All you need to do is breathe it in, and you’ll be fully hydrated! And Iran is hiding the stuff on their oil rigs! They have some fancy equipment to detect TrumpWater™, so we need to take that too!
The RADICAL LEFT keeps calling TrumpWater™ dangerous, but they’re all lying! Like Sleepy Joe! Oxygen likes to set things on fire, so I, Donald Trump, had the oxygen in water replaced for your safety! I had it replaced with clean, pure SULFUR! Iran knows how good TrumpWater™ is, so that’s why they’re hiding TrumpWater™ on their oil rigs! From both me and the RADICAL LEFT!
Get your bottle of TrumpWater™ today!
Said previous hack put this on players’ screens:
Get out of here you clanker fuck.
If we go by Shattered Union canon, Trump and a sizable portion of Congress will be killed by a nuclear weapon during his 3rd term inauguration, secretly masterminded by Russia.
If you sign up for the Warmonger plan, you can get a new war of your choice from Trump for 1 billion a month.
It’s funny how evidence always tends to disappear…
Ah, but you are mistaken. Many Americans see Trump as a role model, and would kill to be him. The man who can do any Bad Thing, and get away with it.
Yes, I see now. The time has come to declare WAR on thermodynamics. Trump can get the edge he needs in Iran if he can convince Maxwell’s Demon to sign up.
But what if the picture encodes a link?
I still hold the belief that 2008 never ended.
How absurd. The Blue No Matter Who people swear that the Constitution will save us!
I must be the last human to die.
I’m sure Trump is feeling giddy about kicking things off.