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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Well that's a review

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Well that's a review

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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    Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

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      Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.

      Fixed that for you.

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      Hahahahahaja

      No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.

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        I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

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          That’s because she has money.

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            Nope.

            You’re missing some key social dynamics in your assessment.

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    Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

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      She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG

      So yeah, nowt flash

      • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Wag?

        White ass girl?

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          Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers

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            Ah like that character in Ted Lasso

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

      • Lawnman23@piefed.social
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        Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.

            • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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              hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

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                Drop the bass

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          at 6 in the morning

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      Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

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    And they say journalism is dead

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    Dick guillotine

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      Attorney at cock law.

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        Cock law in this country isn’t governed by reason

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      Vagina dentata

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    “you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”

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    Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

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      This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

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        7533

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        Ok I’ll try that in my car.

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          Not your car. Just your pussy

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            My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.

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            shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond

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        You are American, right?

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      Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

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    I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy

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    So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

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      Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o

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    Actual Audio

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    I don’t know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

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      By the sound

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    With a face like that, the only thing she’s enjoying sex with is made of plastic.

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    As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.

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