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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office

www.usatoday.com

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Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office

www.usatoday.com

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    There’s gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn’t there?..

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      The new ballroom doubles as a ring.

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    Odd that the Paul brothers like hanging out with child fuckers, traffickers and molesters amongst other people with the Republican Party.

    Guess they just enjoy the like minded company …

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    It turns out “idiocracy” is actually a documentary.

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      I’d honestly prefer that scenario to our current one. At least they were just stupid and not cartoonishly evil.

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        It’s been said many times, but to say it a different way: the government and Camacho in Idiocracy were much much better, since they immediately elevated the smartest person they could find to a cabinet-level post and accepted help rather than just lied about the problem.

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      Don’t Look Up is more fitting as a documentary of our times. In lots of ways.

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      Prophecy

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    What a competent man trump is. He’ll rape your daughter and then endorse Paul in the same day. I think trump should enter the ring against Anthony Joshua just like Paul did and every non-abusing father should get a front row seat.

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    Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making mistakes.
    Thank you comrade Trump

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      The whole administration consists of the most vile, revolting and off-putting people, he’ll fit right in.

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        And when Trumby finally keels over, Logan will be right there with a camera to make a video about it, it’s perfect

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          That’s the only time I’d ever be willing to watch his content.

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        Carrot Top and Andy Dick have declined senior posts in the administration for fear of damaging their serious reputation. Rob Snyder is on the fence. Scott Baio is actually a liability at this point.

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      Well I’m kinda hoping someone would interrupt him by cutting of his head.

      I mean metaphorically, ofc

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    Senator Jake Paul. America would be a hell of a lot more funny if it wasn’t taking us all down with it.

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    Of course he would.

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    Jake Paul will be 35 in 2032, which i guess means he could run for president that year. Mr. Beast won’t be able to run till 2036.

    Both of these are nightmare options

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      Shit, beast is going to restart USAID just to create the most morbid possible humanitarian effort (televised on CBS, of course).

      Malnourished kids are going to fight in a pit over chicken bones.

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        You’re saying we get to watch this free or we have to pay?

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          Unfortunately it’s going to come out of our tax dollars. So a little of both.

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    So much for not liking losers. I guess if you’re fascist enough pedo Trump will make an exception.

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      Morcheeba dropped a banger about this phenomenon some years ago

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    It’s like we as a county are playing a game of, “locate and find the worst of humanity and put them in public office “

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    TOTAL RATINGS DISASTER

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    PAUL BROTHERS TOUCHED

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