return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoTrump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political officewww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1273
arrow-up1273external-linkTrump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political officewww.usatoday.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoJake Paul will be 35 in 2032, which i guess means he could run for president that year. Mr. Beast won’t be able to run till 2036. Both of these are nightmare options
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoShit, beast is going to restart USAID just to create the most morbid possible humanitarian effort (televised on CBS, of course). Malnourished kids are going to fight in a pit over chicken bones.
minus-squareTwilitSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoYou’re saying we get to watch this free or we have to pay?
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoUnfortunately it’s going to come out of our tax dollars. So a little of both.
Jake Paul will be 35 in 2032, which i guess means he could run for president that year. Mr. Beast won’t be able to run till 2036.
Both of these are nightmare options
Shit, beast is going to restart USAID just to create the most morbid possible humanitarian effort (televised on CBS, of course).
Malnourished kids are going to fight in a pit over chicken bones.
You’re saying we get to watch this free or we have to pay?
Unfortunately it’s going to come out of our tax dollars. So a little of both.