If you’ve got your cute lil kid in that cart then the meme holds up
Best in can do is a large bag of shredded cheese. That work?

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If you ever have kids, never make a grilled cheese
After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:
"Look, buddy, I’m not blaming you. You’re still learning. We learn every day.
But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers"
Him, nodding in agreement “Executing the maneuvers”
“That’s right buddy. We’ll work on it. What’s next on the list?”
“Beers for the boys”
“That’s right, buddy.”
I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD
Thank goodness I’m not the only weirdo that does this.
I was laughed at just recently for this.
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Getting that 50/50 weight distribution and going sideways around corners is so satisfying. Sometimes I bring my headphones and listen to eurobeat while timing myself.
I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit
“I think I can fix him”
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Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.
Pros know you can use the bottom bar.
Are you the drift king?
I hope you step on the rear wheels in order to steer when you’re coasting along
I know this is a joke, but if You do this with a toddler in the cart, then it becomes all too real



Ai slap
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The image is from Avatar: The Last Airbender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Dxuq7E7I (4:37)
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U’r AI
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I was being facetious lol
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Something about your apostrophe placement and abbreviation really pisses me off
Me too, it’s repulsive.
But, your -> ur and therefore you’re -> u’r. I don’t make the rules.
It’s a screenshot from a real cartoon. We would downvote this post if it was actual slop.
It’s not very effective…
I’ll show you my PP slap
Okay that would be pretty poggers actually
Real
I saw this dude walking around the grocery store today with his girlfriend and one look at him and I was like man this guy is a cuck. The way he was looking over his sunglasses just gave him an air of punchability that is nigh unquenchable. Anyway I realized what he was looking at was the big ass nerf gun set and when his lady friend realized she made a face like oh my god this guy can’t be serious. It’s the little things.















