This is what happens when your military is lead by whiskey leaks and the fat man.
I did the calculation and not factoring any fuel, ammo or maintenance, or the missiles that shit them down, each of these planes was worth about 7,500 years of healthcare for a single person
About $300 million dollars shot down.
“Oops.”
missiles that shit them down
What a terrible way to go for those planes, though. :(
You mean that if I somehow collect 350mio you know about a scheme that would keep me alive and well for 7.5k years? I see the appeal of being filthy rich now…
So how is this supposed to bring prices down again?
I don’t know, but how’s the DOW?
Down another 500 as of today.
Then this country is moving in the wrong direction. Smh. Because of the Dow. /s
I think n AG Karen said it was over 9000 dollars.
Lmao its like 48 thou
How much does a fighter jet cost? A thousand dollars?
About the same as a banana
I knew grocery prices were bad but this is getting ridiculous.
F-15 or bananas the choice is yours.
I’m sorry, we have no bananas today.
Three thousand dollars?
dammit i only have 699MM pepsi points
The dollar is no longer the reserve currency. We’re onto Doll Hairs now
Well, you see. If Trump gets enough US soldiers killed, or as he called them, suckers and losers, there will be less demand for products and prices will go down. Checkmate, economists!
Down?
Holy fucking shit, the “never shot down in combat” streak of the F-15 is over?
It’s not that impressive considering it came into service after Vietnam which is the last time the US faced an enemy with a real air force and effective air defenses. Not to mention the fact that the cheaper more numerous F16 has been the real work horse (and cannon fodder) of the USAF since then.
But hey, on the plus side, that means US tax dollars will have to be spent replacing these planes and that will increase GDP!
I am all aboard the Keynesian train, government spending stimulates the economy for sure. Could we maybe try spending the money on roads, bridges, education, healthcare, or even just a stupidly huge purposeless gigantic monument instead of engaging in fucking omnicide
lol no way bro. There’s nothing more productive that an overengineered overpriced overpowered tool of destruction!
slaps roof of f-15 this baby here can fit so much omnicide in it.
Oh good I’m sure this will help lower the price of groceries and gas.
“”“Friendly fire incident”“”
Let me guess, Claude said to shoot them down.
I think that was a friendly plane
You’re absolutely right, that was indeed a friendly American f-15 plane we shot down. Would you like me to make a note not to shoot friendly planes in the future? ⚡ 💪
Heh, amateurs. You do not put such important orders in the prompt or other context that gets constantly compacted (and thus fuzzy). Fix your LLM client.
(Or… Maybe, I don’t know, put some guard rails in cold hard traditional non-vobe-code to begin with?)
Worst kind of friendly fire. The unfriendly one.
i clicked right here friendly fire off. what the hell grok
Potentially actual misidentification. Iran flies a mix of Soviet, American and European aircraft, including a decent amount of F-14 Tomcats.
Idiocracy in action.
Well, in bad lighting, they can look like Venezuelan fishing boats, so …
Yeah right and those two jets just fell off the USS Harry Truman last year, accidents happen! 🤷♂️
With some friendly fire, that’s a funny term, like civil war.
– Sage Francis
The bullets send kisses.
Proper IFF and allied coordination is too woke for Petey.
They’ve replaced IFF with Grok so why would they need to coordinate with allies?
Would hoping the pilots died or were permanently disabled get someone banned here? Asking for a friend.
Too bad the pilots are okay.
Donald Trump’s fault. All of this is his fault.
I’d say “call in the clowns” but we already did that.
Disgrace of a nation.













