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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE

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BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43052932

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Maybe that’s how much cheese is consumed daily NATIONWIDE.

    Because even the most body-positive fat-fluencer couldn’t choke down that much cheese in a 24-hour period.

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I have never wanted to be an American so badly

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    “Cheese”

    • Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world
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      I was just gonna say that is not fucking cheese

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      My man if I ate that much cheese I’d be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

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        I ate a whole kilo of cheese once. Spent the next three days giving myself an umbilical hernia trying to get it out. Not even joking.

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        It’s fine since it’s not real cheese.

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    This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

    • frunch@lemmy.world
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      Got that dairy air 😍

      • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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        Legen…

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      It’s funny, they have the same problem in Derry, Ireland with their Derry air

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      ah welcome in. Take a seat.

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    Thanks Klara, I 100% believe anything posted on the Internet

  • colonthree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Damn Cheeses Georg is really putting in the work huh

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    I want more cheese in my life tbh.

  • lennee@lemmy.world
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    thats supposed to be cheese?

  • Funnynate08@fedia.io
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    this doesn’t look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

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    “cheese”

  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

    FIFY

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    I wish I could afford that much cheese a day. 😔

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    Tsk… Amateurs

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Parmigiano_reggiano_factory.jpg/440px-Parmigiano_reggiano_factory.jpg

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