“I’m sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?”
No, people won’t argue about just anything.
Yes they certainly will

Oooh, thanks for reminding me that exists!
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.
For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.
Did you just assume that bug’s gender?
Theythembug*
It’s pronounced “ladybird”.
Cool ladybug picture, dude! What is controversial here?
Nature is beautiful 🥹
Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.
Did you know that the “Bandaid Ladybug” is one of the most healing in the world?
What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.
Does it have an owie?
That’s an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They’re an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.
Can confirm, have them all over our house in the fall. They poop out brown sticky stuff when they’re afraid that smells bad, so you have to be super careful getting rid of them.
I have a boo boo! Where are my ladybugs?
Correct answer. Please move on to the next test.
fuck you, thats a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture at all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something … fucking ladybug…
Its a trap









