
Day 1 of posting a random meme from my collection

These goats always fascinated me. Like what the actual fuck? Why? Then when they eventually do make a mistake and fall they just like hop down the side of the mountain and/or tumble 100m they just hop right back up like nothing ever happened.
The razor’s edge of evolutionary advantage in predator/prey relationships makes for some pretty interesting scenarios.
They crave the salt
I’m scared as fuck of heights but once in a while I torment myself watching videos of Alex Honnold, a freak of a human being who likes to do shit like free soloing El Cap. Watching him do crazy shit is actually kind of soothing, except for one time when he finished a climb on a slope like what these goats are on. It was basically like steps about 1" deep and a foot high; nothing to grab onto, he just had to stay leaned slightly in to the wall to keep from falling off. And I guess hope no wind sprung up. Just terrifying.
I’ve done some climbing before (with ropes) and it’s kinda fun being in a slab like that where you can lean in and not always need to have a hand on the wall. But fuck that guy and no ropes. Even watching recorded videos of him doing things makes me incredibly nervous and uncomfortable. I don’t think we should be encouraging what he does the way we do.
I really wish they wouldn’t do that. :(
They crave that mineral
A fine addition to my collection
I reject your
realitygravity and substitute my own!Pro slab climbing demonstration
I know I’m stumbling into “old man yells at cloud” territory here, but they could have just said “you’re”.
There’s something really off-putting about people talking like this on the internet when there’s like a 95% chance they’re an educated white person.
I can’t succinctly put it into words, but it often feels downright racist.
I will never understand this. Silly ladder goat, you so random.






