Kid Rock is the guy you call when everyone else said no and you can only pay in Bush Light.
Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed you can buy at one time without raising suspicion.
Kid Rock is music for dudes who can only see their kids on the weekend, but don’t.
Kid Rock makes music for people who know what the age of consent laws are for every state in the country.
Kid Rock makes music for guys who jack off to the memory of that time they saw their sister’s nipple.
Kid rock makes music for people who’s teeth (or tooth) count matches or exceeds their iq.
Kid Rock makes music for guys who know the age of consent laws for each country
… and still end up buying more than that
Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?
Conservative commentator, sounds like he gets lots of practice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)?wprov=sfti1
I have always seen him as an absolute unapologetic grifter in it for the love of the game.
Ah, professionally stupid and racist. Salary must be nice
Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.
All his tweets are written by AI
They can’t always have been though. I’ve been aware of him since the pandemic. I thought it was satire until recently.
I had hoped he was the current version of Ken M.
Turns out he’s just another “alpha” MAGAss.
You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?
Yeah.
That’s “Rock the Country,” aka “MAGA Fest.” It was a different show held in South Carolina, where all the other artists started dropping out when they realized it was promoting MAGA.
Kid Rock was headlining that show, but it’s separate from Turning Point USA’s halftime show starring Kid Rock. As far as I know, that one is still happening.
And it was one show, not the tour.
That’s probably why he said “show” when posing the question, no?
Nobody likes Kid Rock.
No, there are probably about 5-10M fans out there. I have a coworker who loves him.
Nobody with an IQ above 90 likes Kid Rock. Nobody with any actual musical taste likes Kid Rock. Nobody worth having a conversation with likes Kid Rock.
So absolutely nothing has changed since the 90s :D
This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”
Hears the opening riff to “Sweet Home Alabama”
Awww yisss
It WaS 1984 mY ThOUgHtS wERe ShORt My HaIr WaS LoNg
Fuck you Kid Rock you waste of skin
I mean, the original’s not great either, it’s a bunch of guys wrapped in Confederate flags singing about how Watergate wasn’t even a big deal actually, and guys who criticize racism like Neil Young should just shut up
Kid Rock is this generation’s Ted Nugent
So nearly the same generation almost
They’re 22 years apart, literally different generations. Nugent is a boomer and Rock is GenX.
Actually, yeah you’re right. Those are nearly the same generation almost in practice.
Hey now, don’t lump us in with the fucknut boomers
Yeah that’s what I meant. I’m GenX, they both exist in the same part of my brain
Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.
Super bowl outcome will be decided before the players take the field. Sports betting has ruined any professional sports.
Sports betting founded professional sports.
That may be, but the concept of sportsmanship has left the building.
Ya, I already only sorta liked watching pro sports. Betting and the incessant babbling by the commentators about it have ruined it. I used to enjoy listening to the twins games on the radio, but no more.
Wait who the fuck is Jan
They’re worried people are going to watch the methtime show instead? Lol
