From what I learned on tv, they can use the shape of dentures to find the culprits.
“ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”
Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars
You’re mostly right. They’re trendy with an app. Although their overpriced cookies aren’t great, they are fresh and therefore better than any you’d likely find on the internet.
Why would anyone want to smell like this?!?!
I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments from guests when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it’s not overly strong.
Yeah, but that’s cool and niche. Suave making people smell like the Cinnabon at the airport gives me the ick.
Can I admit something to you?
promise not to tell.
It’s Axe.
I’m gonna ride that cool and niche high all day though
Good choices are still choices. Ride the high, you earned it.

People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?
The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them…
Ahh that’s why deodorant was locked up the last time I was at Walgreens
This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.
Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY??? Gross!
do you want to smell like a sticky 5 year old? do we have the deodorant for you!
Available exclusively at the Little Saint James Island gift shop.
Why are people eating deordorant?
I bet they walk around like their shit don’t stink.

Maybe they were trying to fart confetti?










