WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Deport to El Salvador Prison
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
There’s no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.
“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”
I don’t even understand why they’re allowed in the country.
There is a US military base in Greenland.
I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.
Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.
There’s no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I’m sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.
My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that’s being nice.
Hey Denmark, keep him
Couldn’t the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?
Let’s have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.
I’d prefer a halberd be used
Oh, a 6 ft flamberge would be sweet.
why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would “justify” an attempt at US military “intervention”
tinfoils maybe Usha thinks “they’ll” kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she’s taking her husband as insurance that won’t happen.
Untinfoils most likely she knows they’re hated and doesn’t want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she’s unwanted.
Vance Def gives me family killer vibes
Why can’t Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.
On their way back, they get detained by ICE
I hope they will freeze to death.
Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.
