Probably signed a piece of paper and then went back to golf. Doesn’t know anything that’s going on, especially with the Hooties

Because they’re probably random people instead of career negotiators and were likely gifted the position after flattering the emperor on the golf course.

Thankfully Ireland is a bit more switched on than America

I think everyone in prison likes him actually 😂

He better get a god damned round of applause from …well everyone.

So America already has bases there, and has free rein in its waters. That sounds like having all the benefits and none of the cost of having to have more land. Ah, he wants to strip mine it which he’s not allowed at the moment.

If you want to stop Russian incursions, stop cosying up to them you spineless twats.

How do average republican supporters spin this as a good thing?

What he means: you’ll be better off under us as Russia will only attack its enemies, not its allies …

I’m afraid congress no longer has any power Mr Bacon.

Notice they only seem to be doing shit with outgoing leadership. I’m guessing hoping to get the opposition to align with them.

Not realising that while their own propaganda war won at home it’s thankfully fell mostly flat abroad, and rallied Canada opposition against them and likely in Greenland too.

Well congress hasn’t done shit the last 3 months. All executive orders so why not just eliminate congress….

Fast tracking palpatine

Could Greenland just turn them away?

I love it when he says “this is the first time you’re telling me this” or whatever.

Like…yeah…as it’s just happened.

God I hope so

His only talent id say is somehow brainwashing a crowd of people in to thinking his has the same beliefs and values as they do.

Is it because he’s a shit businessman, negotiator, president, leader, human etc

Ah so it was autopen. Then it needs rescinding doesn’t it according to your own logic.

Dick head.

Also just confirms he isn’t running the show. The “deep state” and his “handlers” are, according to MAGA logic.

Dick heads.

Ah yes. Transporting eggs via cargo container from the other side of the planet.

I’m sure this added logistics cost won’t hamper anything.