• Egonallanon@feddit.uk
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        7 months ago

        I’m not so sure. Last I heard of witches they hexed Charlie kirk and a couple of weeks later that paid off. Maybe none of us have asked?

      • zikzak025@lemmy.world
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        Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.

        • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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          Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.

          • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            7 months ago

            "This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!!

            Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"

          • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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            7 months ago

            Breaking News:
            A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”

        • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          But who in good standing with god would pray for Kissinger?
          Fucker obviously had a pakt to ravage the earth for a hundred years.

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            7 months ago

            2nd Thesalonians 2:8-12:

            8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:

            9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

            10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

            11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

            12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

  • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    What kind of ugly are we talkin’ here? The kind that you inherit or the kind you choose to be?

    IMO, it really is what’s on the inside that counts. Doubly so, in this case.

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      His progeny will carry his legacy. Fuck, generations of people will carry it in one form or another. I can’t think of a more divisive character in modern history to be honest. Although I don’t know much about politics and such outside of this hellscape.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        7 months ago

        Bang. Spot on.
        I’d rather him be dead than alive but if no one does anything about his scummy vomited out kids, or his enablers, then all it does is give the world a short reprieve until the next Hitler wannabe steps up.
        And the next person will be more cunning and less of an imbecile than that orange child rapist.

      • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        hmmm but that’s not implied anywhere—

        iguess rooting for a clot to break free would be… a good thing?.. iduno, feels like it would allow for better bloodflow…

        but eh - im just repeating words my brain tells me make sense, so whatdoiknow-