Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?
The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.
Seems unhygienic to be lapping up toilet nectar
You’ve never seen those urinals that have complementary delicious cake?
That’s not a cake, that’s a breath mint
if you crush it up and breath it in youll also get high… and dissolve your brain
Wait until you find out where vegetables get their nutrients from.
yeah but I aint munching on a raw head of cabbage while sitting on top of its fertilizer.
Speak for yourself, bub.
It grows next to shrew bars and microbreweries
microshreweries
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Imagine if toilets had candy dispensers
Many pitcher plants produce nectar as a lure.
Where do these grow? Why are insects scarce? Is it cold?
Scat plants. Thank god we can’t hear them speak. Who knows what they have to say.
"Everybody’s saying that the Scatplant stutters
But doesn’t ever stutter when he sings
But what you don’t know, I’m gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing, yo
I’m the Scatplant"
Is this a skibidi toilet?
Probably something like
“Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub”
Or maybe
“Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope”
listen to more al jarreau
Not always

literally these guys from the All Tommorows book

Wouldn’t it be the Colonials?
I pick shrew 2
Bono was briefly into these.
That’s right, U2 grew a shrew loo.
Ribbed for their pleasure













