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Maybe a homeless man pointed a cat toy at the plane and blinded the pilot.

Speaking of worms eating brains, there was this experiment where scientists trained a worm to find food. Then, they killed the worm, blended its brains or brain equivalent, and fed it to other worms. When those worms were put into the same environment, they already knew how to find the food, apparently having learned it from eating the other worm’s brains.

So, it’s possible that this worm ate some of RFK Jr’s brains and that the worm went insane as a result.

The idea that a worm could eat a small portion of RFK Jr’s brain and cause him significant mental impairment is laughable. He wasn’t using his brain in the first place. Certainly the worm got the worst of the exchange.

Become a crab. Become an anteater.

Now that I think about it, why does Trump tend to praise countries like Russia and China, when they haven’t even given him any Nobel Prizes?

Since this has been cross-posted, I thought it would be good to summarize the other conversations:

In other news, Oxfam finds that water is wet, the sky is blue, the Pope is Catholic, and that bears shit in the woods.

The article says that his condition was stabilized, so he wasn’t murdered.

Also, according to this article, the retirement info you have can’t be right.

Meyer has been judge in Tippecanoe Superior Court 2 for 12 years. He’s in the final year of his second six-year term. Meyer, a Democrat, announced in December that he didn’t plan to run for a third term in 2026.

The election they’re talking about is in 2026, which makes sense, because if his term was up in January, it would be strange for an elected official to announce his retirement in December.

Also, I obviously don’t want to make any conclusions about motives, but I can’t help but see the word “Democrat” in that quote from above.

ICE is deporting her back to France.

Prosecute and imprison ICE for their crimes. When they get out of prison, take away their passports and turn them into refugees.

What do you expect from a country that replaced Trump with Trump?

Glancing over the rest of the comments, I don’t see somebody explicitly pointing out how we know Trump is full of shit and also dumb as shit in this letter.

First, he campaigned on “America First,” so he never felt an obligation to think “purely” of peace. It’s just a lie.

Second, he’s outright saying that he previously was giving the Nobel Prize committee an insane amount of control over American foreign policy because he wanted to be a Nobel Peace Prize. This is a dumb as shit thing to admit.

Third, is it Russia or China who we’re worried about taking over Greenland? Does Trump not understand that these are two different countries? Surely if he is working on some sort of intel, he’d specifically choose one of them to be worried about. I think this demonstrates that there’s no real intel about this, and he’s simply lying.

Fourth, why isn’t he waiting until Russia or China actually do something? If they actually did something militarily in Greenland, then America could swoop in and save the day. And then, he’d also have some actual reasoning behind statements that he could use to justify taking control of Greenland.

Also, NATO has done tons of stuff for the US. Why does America have the largest military budget in the world? It’s because America has chosen to maintain military presence all over the world. NATO has always supported American foreign policy.

Everything Trump is saying in this letter reeks of bullshit.

publicly vomited on the PM of Japan

We don’t know what sort of freaky shit they get into in private.

If everyone had save states then it wouldn’t be a superpower.

Man, if I could have save states for my life and be able to reload from like any time in my life… Well, that would be one superpower that I’d like.

Those are very similar to the percentage of voters in the last few elections who said they would vote for Trump no matter what. 20 to 30 percent of America is beyond salvation.

It’s good to aim for the stars. I think there are a lot of goals that we can achieve to move the needle a bit.

I say this as an old guy who owns a house… The housing market needs to crash. We need to build a ton of affordable housing. As an alternative to renting, we need the government to directly provide rent-free housing to people in need. It’s difficult to invest in something when people can get the same thing for free.

All of these fully leveraged asshole investors need to lose their entire portfolios. The housing market needs to crash, so that young people can afford to buy their own houses.

If that doesn’t move the needle enough, just keep building free government housing. That’s my theory.

“Is handrail one word or two words? Better search Wikipedia.” - Me this morning.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing devision of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation young founders as "a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,”

Oh right, Charlie Kirk. I keep getting the two of them confused. For some reason, I keep being surprised that Shapiro is still alive and hasn’t been shot in the fucking neck.

This is like when there are two really bad gangs who decide to kill each other.

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