• Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    19·
    5 days ago

    This guy lived for 38 years, converting to somewhere between around 13,870 - 14,234 days. (I’m not doing leap years, you can’t make me)

    Sure, the masturbation stats are impressive and even the sex stats are not half bad but this guy pooped 14,234 times, truly he was regular as fuck. Maybe that was his secret.

    • Thorry@feddit.org
      3·
      5 days ago

      I’m assuming that’s like pure alcohol (as alcohol related stats usually are to negate the difference in drinks), so if he only drank beer of around 5% he would have drank 8700 beers. Say he started drinking alcohol at the age of 16 that averages out to somewhere between 7 and 8 beers a week (or the wine/booze equivalent). While not exactly alcoholic levels, this is above average (depending on where he lived) and an unhealthy amount.

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    4 days ago

    Damn, I walk a fair amount recreationally (Pokemon GO), and I only have 10,000 km in the past 9 1/2 years. Well, according to my Pokrmon GO stats anyway. My day job is in an office though, so I don’t get as many steps passively.

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
    11·
    5 days ago

    These are some wild stats. Why doesn’t he poop

    Edit: I’m now remembering that comas and periods aren’t always used the way I’m used to

  • ZeldaFreak@lemmy.world
    6·
    4 days ago

    Forget stats, I want to see commented replays. Every time I missed a hint of person. Every person that got romantic/sexual feelings for me and the best time to make a move. Every time I lost something or got robbed. Shit like that. I’m really interested in that, even though it could be hell, when you realize how much you missed. To really rub salt into the wound, they could show you “what if” scenarios of missed opportunities. For example what would have happened if I did a bit better at a job interview? What if I applied for a job, where I skipped over the ad? Of course only realistic stuff and just one change. For example I never had any plans of getting a doctor and there would have been several different changes, to be remotely realistic.

  • gnomesaiyan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    5 days ago

    I would be interested to see the total percentage of time I have spent in virtual worlds vs waking life.

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
    6·
    5 days ago

    I was recently thinking that if I died and went to hell, the greatest torture that could be inflicted on me would be to show me how much productive time I wasted pulling the meat.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
    4·
    5 days ago

    And can I get to choose some perks for my next life?

    If no, here’s some suggestions:

    • Intuitive hindsight: In your next life, you’ll have an “intuition”, which will be able to help you to help repeating good things and avoiding mistakes, but the more you change the new timeline, the less trustworthy it becomes.
    • Supernatural talent: Based on your previous life’s talents, you can more easily guess how certain things works.