It’s the Tesla Optimus.

AFAIK they programmed it to simulate movements based off scripts. So it isn’t actually doing anything smart, just a pre-programmed animation.

https://skeptical-science.com/science/the-tesla-optimus-robot-scam/

Isn’t he just like a rich douchebag now? Why do we care about this asshole? And why does he do this kind of thing? I’m sure the injured people will be happy some rich fuck in his castle says he cares.

Meanwhile astronauts using Windows:

The current US economy is completely dependent on two things. One: low unemployment and steady growth in available jobs. Two: AI getting a return on investment by replacing millions of jobs with computers.

And somehow we are still going about our business like this is totally normal and won’t blow up any second now.

Your mom’s so fat, she pushes the barycenter of the solar system outside of the diameter of the Sun

Yeah, it would be a pretty big task to move the Stargate and the entire Stargate project to another state. It makes zero sense to have Space Command be that far away from our primary access to space.

Talk about a low bar