The nose is different

Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?

I want to hurt you

I loved mine, but it does take more fine motor movements than a typical mouse

Jump on the log!

YOU TOOK TOO LONG, JUMP BACK JUMP BACK!!

She’ll choose me too… Someday…

You’re a troll, got it

Try to explain proportional response to a dog protecting their home. What a silly comment

You’re very unlikely to get a response from a Republican on Lemmy

From now on, when someone asks how old I am, I’m going to say I was born in the late 1900s

Maybe because he’s guilty of murder and knows the fuzz is onto him…