Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
Try Viagra
The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!
you didn’t fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
No slit? Bread penis it is.
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
Honestly it looks like you did really well
Sex pain
That’s actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.
