Mr CEO will be quite perplex when nobody uses his stupid browser. Maybe he’s banking on Google buying it and silently renaming it Chrome
Pffft. Dude, normies ain’t givin shit, if browsie’s good it’s gonna get used, privacy volation or no.
If people have to download and install, when they already have chrome, I don’t see anyone opting for it, that’s what I meant
I mean they are passing on Edge and it is kinda decent.
Loving my duckduckgo more and more
He’s already made a deal to have it pre-installed on the new Razr phones from Motorola, and has hinted that Samsung is doing something similar.
This is a great new meme format
I clicked on this and thought I was stuck on my homepage because the UI wasn’t responding
Imagine if Luigi gets off scot free and someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates another CEO, lel.
someone who looks just like him immediately
assassinatesmurders another CEOIt’s only an assassination if you kill someone of high importance, usually political importance
Hasn’t there to be a contract too?
No. Do you think there was a contract out on JFK or Lincoln?
[yes, no]
The real killer just needs to do another one.
Then theyll be really freaking the fuck out.
While evil, it’s not something that’s killing people, unlike with UHC.
Not directly, it just helps build a world in which empathy and freedom are dead.
So Perplexity is making Chrome? Because Chrome already exists.
As The Clash said…
“you have the right not to be killed. Murder is a crime, unless it was done by a policeman or aristocrat.”
All to better manipulate you into giving more money to a corporation than the value of the product or service they give you in return. This entire fucking system is to manage how much the powerful are able to exploit the weak.
It’s just sad.