They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.
With the way things are operating, I’m pretty sure you could get into the White House or Mar-a-Lago easily if a few people rolled up in a rented fancy towncar, suits, suitcase and someone to act as a translator.
I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it’s a troll.
The illegitimate son of Puyi and rightful Emperor of Ghyna… Or that’s just what his business card says.
Perhaps with an Asian femboy 🤨
Diplomatic backchannels are an idea that Trump is fundamentally unable to comprehend.
“Backchannels? Sounds gay. I’ll sign an Executive Order banning it.”
Sure donny… are the Chinese diplomats in the room with us right now?
Well they’re at least listening in on the signal chat.
So, we know thats not true.
They could totally Chinpokomon Trump.
Dibs on Shoe.
Donnie is full of shit and dementia
I.e. his covefe boy stopped for lunch at Panda Express
Had me in the first half, ngl.
Uh huh
Like kids at the kindergarten
