Uh… which one? There’s so many I’ve lost track. I only seem to remember dog killer, handyqueen and simian goblin.

That’ll show em! Trump was ANGRY at Russia these few days!

Nah. I now have confidence his base is actually that dumb.

Obviously it’s still a concept of pain. It needs to become real. Only Floridians are usually old retirees with much to fall back on. Anecdotally, if course.

Should’ve asked Elon to meddie in Florida instead.

Start with his defence sec.

Guilty until proven innocent, because trust me bro! That’ll show the libs!

Depends if one candidate is a prune, while the other is a raging lunatic. Oh, and whether there is a war going on that conflicts with my personal beliefs. Then I’ll prefer to sit it out in protest.

/s you easily triggered assholes

‘Greenland to potus: fuck off’

The same DOJ he routinely ignores? That doj?

Party of no federal interference in companies now endorsing feder interference of foreign companies? No conflict of interest here - congress probably.

Punk kids. Back in my day we had Tandy and Applesoft BASIC. We had line numbers and it fucking hurt when they took that away with goddamn function declarations.

Those were pretty hard for floppies. Mine were 5.35" and cassette tape before that. But I was in high school at the time, so I probably need to respect my elder.

Because she knows how to operate the phone. Duh.

‘There is obviously no way that any one would have ever taken it setiously’ is exactly how we came into the shitstorm that is the trump administration. Twice. The public needs to hold politicians to their word, no matter how absurd. If they can’t be serious when addressing their base, how serious can we expect them to be when dealing with allies and adversaries?

‘Bro, your wife is so hot I dream of sleeping with her all the time’

‘Hitler wasn’t so bad, he was acting in the interest of the country’

When does it end? Both those statements deserve a swift punch in the face.

Meaning sell out your buddies. The Nazis definitely did this.

When boomers have to use zoomers tech.

I just want to see them in their cells. I don’t even need the numbers. Is that too much to ask?

Congress: nope. No conflict of interest here… Move along now…

Jeenyusus… All of them.