They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
Diplomatic backchannels are an idea that Trump is fundamentally unable to comprehend.
“Backchannels? Sounds gay. I’ll sign an Executive Order banning it.”