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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I’m scraping by but the money for a car hasn’t come together so I’m trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.
Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
I actually do get a lot of both tbf
Then share dammit!
I am literally! Lol relationship anarchist.
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That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha
EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.
That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.
Bro, that’s me in 2001 riding home from playing PlayStation with friends.
Probably just a very normal Canadian, who can estimate snow levels.
Weed? Not likely. This is more like “im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump.”
-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.
Pretty common in Montréal…
Pussy and weed?
Say less, everything I hear what makes me want to move there more and more. Say how do they feel about Newfoundlanders who speak French at a third grade level over there
For some reason Newfoundlanders have been the butt of every joke for a long time and I still have no idea why.
It’s fine, we’re so nice we never say anything about it. Plus at this point so many of us have left for Alberta everything outside of the capital city threatens to be little now than a retirement village.
We were getting a lot of biking infrastructure but now that the conservatives are in you can bet that’s gonna stop.
That better be the best fucking pussy
All pussy is the best when it’s offered to you
Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO
Me going to school back in the day.
But that’s not a hill? What were you, rich?
It was uphill both ways due to a valley between me and the school funnily enough.
You must have tree trunks for legs, but my very literal perception of this joke has always been ‘uphill, no downhill — just uphill’. As if they were on some kind of treadmill of hell.
I was under the same impression, it’s just fun to play with.
To be fair, it’s probably safer to bike in the snow than to drive. If you get stuck, you can just pick it up and if you hit something you aren’t that heavy.
Not if there are cars nearby
On his way home from a second or third job at food service that refused to close despite the storm and had no customers.
Maybe his weed-dealer boss is forcing him back into the office but he knows his thicc goth coworker will be right in that cubicle with him
That’s just how I get to/from work lol
Or snacks
Two dollars
I understood that reference.
Great reference!
The place where I live still had snow 10 years ago. :(
