Why does her face make me uncomfortable
Because she killed her dog in a gravel pit, and put that story in her book.
It’s called the uncanny valley. Some believe it’s an instinctual response to keep you away from corpses. Others say it’s more broadly an artifact from a time when humanity needed to be wary of things that looked human but weren’t…
Skinwalker
Can’t even manage her own security, smh.
Oh no!
Anyways…
Cope harder, Garden Noem.
If a black guy was pulled over with that much cash, the cops would civil forfeiture it because it is obviously proceeds from drug dealing.
I trust they are now investigating her ties to the drug trade?
Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.
Silly goose, she’s buying drugs.
Everyone here focused on the cash for some reason.
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.
The only saving grace is they can lock out that one badge. Hopefully she reported it quickly.
Who the hell still carries around paper checks? I think I’ve written a total of 3 checks in the past 4-5 years, all for home service like plumbers.
For me, I hand write checks weekly. That 3 percent credit card fee can add up quickly. Invoice me, and get the total payed at the end of the month. Also handy for person to person transactions, where cash is impractical.
That’s why I pay my rent with check, hand delivered to their office. That 3% is a significant chunk of money.
My therapist only takes cash or checks.
It’s so she can write bad checks.
My hairdresser takes check or cash. No cards.
I write one check every month for my rent.
Hopefully she reported it quickly.
Why? Any rando wandering in can’t be worse than the people who are already there.
The person who was responsible for locking out badges was let go last month.
medication
Oh no, not my prescription crack pipe!
So qualified, she couldn’t even secure her own purse.
It’s about the info IN the bag, not the money. Crewde tials, phone, maybe ID. This was a targeted hit 100% because the world’s intelligence agencies now know how fucking stupid these people are.
Like, dumb enough to not notice a tail, then get your bag stolen from a restaurant with all kinds of goodies in it dumb.
But obviously it was stolen by a liberal, not a foreign agent, so you’re obviously wrong and stupid.
How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.
I cannot think of someone more replaceable than her.
Also pretty low on the recognizable list.
In a gravel pit
Supposedly she has a lot of homeland security protection. But not good enough to stop her stuff from being stolen?
Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.
Drug using dog killer obviously can’t be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald’s toilet library
Ok but actually though, who the fuck has $3000 in CASH just for going out to eat???
Someone who was just payed $3K for some juicy Intel or documents.
Damn that’s a lot of cash. I like to carry some cash for emergencies, but shit, $3000??
It’s a lot compared to what she’s worth but not much next to her total wealth. Still better than nothing if her Kremlin file gets leaked and she has to flee the country.
That’s what these kind of people carry as walking around money.
The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn’t have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?
Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.
Fucking hilarious.
“Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”
Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.
More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).
Couldn’t happen to a nicer Nazi bitch
Brutal, I love it.
