To your partner, ok, I won’t kinkshame, but who prefers a roasted chicken without skin?
Chicken skin is disgusting
Chicken meat good
Right, the seasoning all roasted in there is the best part.
Why would I eat the chicken wrapper?
Less garbage
I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
“My, you’re very juicy today”
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Boston Market isn’t real.
it can’t hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.
Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.
“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”
I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
why don’t you talk back?
I can’t wait to serve you to my family
Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great
No.
I’m going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird…
Sorry you’re dead but I was a little hungry and not in the mood for tofu
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.
I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.
Thanksgiving Edition: I’m gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.
Can’t wait to eat you covered in mayo on white bread.
