The related stories are just as funny/tragic:
5 words? oh the humanity
And he couldn’t even remember them, so he glanced around the room and came up with person, woman, man, camera, TV.
And… recalling the words later on in the test… is part of the test. Uh oh
ah yes, the 5 genders.
I do not drink alcohol. The day this guy stops talking I will go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Champagne and drink it alone.
DRINK WATER.
that will be the worst hangover. Drink a lot of water with that.
Feeling hungover and not having gods chosen around will probably at least balance it out where you’ll still be ecstatic at least. Champagne is damn good though, hangover be damned so long as you drink a normal amount of water.
If you don’t drink, can I recommend basically anything but champagne? Its not good tasting, get a sweet wine or something else instead.
yeah i celebrate with port
My wife and I have a bottle of champagne that was a wedding gift. The day it happens is the day we uncork the bottle.
I do not drink alcohol. the day this guy stops talking i will continue to not drink alcohol. Just because someone you hate stops talking doesn’t mean you need to drink.
Martinelli’s was good enough for me when I was 8, and it is good enough for me at 48.
Explanation: this is a carbonated apple juice, growing up this was provided at many parties for kids as an alternative to champagne. We keep a bottle in our house for celebrations still.
ill stick to my brio thanks.
I was agreeing with you and offering a non-alcoholic analog, but you do you bro.
cheers allan.
I’m glad you are staying to true to yourself and your own needs, but you can find other ways to celebrate that work for you.
ok
I’m going to drink a couple bottles of any Mexican beer
I love the specificity of Mexican beer.
Until he stops talking I’m drinking Mexican water :(
wouldn’t be too fast…shit is only getting worse when he croaks.
Okay so this is the second time he’s done that right?
He’s confused a dementia test for an IQ test… twice…
Is that not a sign he might have dementia or something? He should at least remember us making fun of him for it the first time right?
This is an honest question btw. Am I’m missing something? It’s happened twice now?
I mean it could just mean he has incredibly low IQ, maybe?
Or both
They could also be lying to him what the test really is because he would refuse a dementia test otherwise.
The thing with IQ or any cognitive test, is they’re only administered when there’s a call for one.
If trump was behaving like a normal man his age, then there wouldn’t likely be a cognitive test. Just like how most people who get an IQ test are only tested if they’re either exceptionally advanced or exceptionally behind in their learning.
Yet he’s either too demented or too cognitively slow to realize that the fact his doctors want tests means that something seems wrong to them.
I really think AOC should take him up on this offer and demand it’s broadcast live.
a live telacast of everyone in congress doing dementia screenings would be fantastic imo
Doctor: Draw a clock.
Trump: sweating profusely
If he found the cognitive function test very hard…
Just another stupid story to distract from the Epstein files.
Aww bless him, that’s just what his people told him the test was for. He doesn’t know any better.
😂
😭
Is this consistent misunderstanding of his more indicative of his IQ or his dementia?
Again? 🤦
Remember the halcyon days when this would have automatically been assumed to be an Onion article? I remember…
Pepperidge farm remembers
Mildly amusing dystopia
Good lord, he doesn’t know how to be discreet about anything. Every topic is a chance for him to try to show off. No one likes a braggart, and no one takes a transparent braggart seriously.
Bastard’s number one producer of anxiety.
Regardless of how sick he is in the fucking head, he is still kept in power so that those who put him in the Oval Office are determined to profit from his regime by even signing policies favoring them.
Isn’t this the second time this exact thing has happened?
Yeah, this is Trump’s second “annual visit” to Walter Reed hospital.
Different thing. During his first term, he claimed to have aced a certain cognitive test his doctors gave him. When questioned about it, it sounds like he got the MoCA test, which you can see here:
https://geriatrictoolkit.missouri.edu/cog/MoCA-8.3-English-Test-2018-04.pdf
Yeah, that’s not a test an adult takes when your doctor thinks everything in your brain is fine.
They’re going to keep giving it to him to gauge his decline.
