I, like most lemmings, object to the idea of having my bed be cloud connected … But putting that aside, couldn’t the bed just be unplugged? I don’t know if that would solve the angle problem, but surely the bed needs power to generate heat.
Someone who bought such a thing is 100% stupid. Don’t try to argue with or suggest logic.
A bed that connects to the internet is not a smart bed. Thats fucking stupid.
Imagine someone knows that you are sleeping because your hacked bed says so
Imagine someone knows that you are sleeping because your bed’s software’s owner sells the info.
Wtf. How did they not at the very least build in a reasonable safe state whenever the thing gets disconnected. Something like “keep current position, disable heating” or return to flat position.
But the more pressing question is: why does a bed have an internet connection? Who does this help? And why does it NEED an internet connection? Surely a few Back-up buttons for when the service eventually goes down isn’t too much to ask? Who would buy such a thing?!
Because it has to be hooked to a subscription, duuh.
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How is this my problem? Am I an idiot with a smart bed? I’m just a regular idiot!
That’s what you get for having a smart bed
Some people pay extra so they can sleep in a warm bed.
Not so smart anymore eh?
Because electric blankets are too simple and practical I guess
I only got a SleepNumber so I could control the bed’s softness for back pain. They said I could also connect it to my phone for monitoring my sleep and all this nonsense. Hard pass.
