There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason. And no matter what reason they can come up with there will always be a downside that is substantially worse.
phones
If I want to take pictures of my butthole I have a camera for that already
They say the camera points down, but that makes me wonder…what about the reflections?? Oh god, the reflections
Nope
Adult Swim pioneered this over a decade ago with SmartPipe
And remember,
SmartPipeKohler is definitely not a PDF file!
$599 intial cost, plus $70 or $130 a year. I’m happy that they are finding really amazing, break through products to offer us. Surely this is the continued excellence we can expect from the ai frenzy. Wow!
Wait till you get the AI powered shitter.
That I could go for. It might actually help people with special needs.
This is just crap (pun intended)
$599 intial cost, plus $70 or $130 a year.
you can get patrons on OnlyFans to examine your poops and make money! Ask me how I made $2000 a month!
GTFOH.
Beep boop. That’s poop.
- My futuristic robotoilet reluctantly watching me shit in its mouth
First solid laugh of the day!
“Take it! SWALLOW!”
<sad computer beeps>
“WHARRGARBL”
maybe, if we turn it upside down, we can use it to unlock paired phones with sphincterprint
Of fucking course you need to have their app to get any useful data from it. I certainly trust a plumbing manufacturer to have solid cybersecurity, and there certainly won’t be any data breaches of people’s poop data. When do you think we’re gonna get FOSS poop cameras?
Maybe open a feature request for buttplug.io
Just wait for the leaked videos of people’s hairy bags and their turds coming out
Not especially useful until the advent of RRC (rectal recognition cameras)
See the adult swim skit from about 10 years ago
Seeing the comments makes me think, what happens employers start using this sort of texh trying to optimise bathroom breaks or something
And they’re uploaded to their AWS server for analysis I hope
Ummm…no.
Or, and bear with me on this, we could educate people on basic matters of health. Crazy, I know! But what if?
I recommend this hilarious book instead
Can’t they invent a mouth camera instead, I bet lots of bad health could be prevented with a smart one (smart like plain old smart, not “connected”).
