How can you be sure are you a sharkologist?

Maybe? I’m not too sure what’s causing it. There’s no other symptoms and it goes away as soon as the nail polish is removed.

My fingertips get weirdly sweaty whenever I wear nail polish. I joke it’s my toxic masculinity leaking out, but really I just don’t want to emphasize my toe thumbs. It’s way more fun to show them when people don’t even notice them.