You can only temporarily get calmer chameleons.
They come and go. They come and gooooo.
Ohhhhhh fuck you
I’ll see myself out.
So he needs a calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon?
That’s karma for you.
He actually has a calmer one, but it’s not always around. It comes and goes.
To ruin the fun… I’ve repeatedly read that chameleons are ridiculously easy to stress. Like, even handling them too much is discouraged because of it. If the chameleon is seriously going around biting people, I doubt it’s in super great shape. But idk how serious the stress thing really is.
I don’t really agree personally with keeping amphibians as pets, so yeah.
Go get them!
Man bits lizard, which is just what that karma chameleon deserves.
Step away from the lizard, people.
He cums in Gauss. He cums in Gauss