I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius… but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
Garlic Breadious
Chiliius
Tortillius
Anius
Anusius?
Fruit cake with cheeseius - don’t really work.
Assius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)
we need to find Gockius
Croissantius 🥐
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
pizzaius
Meal Squares -ius
Which reminds me, I’m running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP
This is some soylent green stuff lol.
I’m guessing you eat these as a way to not be really bothered with eating meals?
Eating this way is pure health and no stress and no shopping and no cooking. I have never felt better. It’s so freaking easy. My athletic performance is off the charts too and I’m 50 years old.
And it’s vegan. It’s not people 🙄 I’m on year nine of living like this, and every time I hear someone make a Soylent Green joke it only serves to show me their level of nutritional intelligence & level of health which is probably not great because they make jokes about nutrition instead of caring about nutrition & eating nutritiously.
Pepperonius
Stuffed French Toastius
Katsudonius.
