Dr. Who?
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
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The store brand at Harris Teeter in Virginia was called Dr Smooth.
Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
Aww. It’s mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.
Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
No
Not by a long shot.
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Oh, the mess I’m in
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Major Major Major Major
Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.
Why’d dude have to drop out so early
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
Mister Mister
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can’t stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.
The AI forgot to actually add a cup.
I don’t think this one is AI, just a weird cup angle.
https://royalhousebeverages.com/product/real-sugar-soda-dr-doctor-fcb-bib-3-gal
I have a bottle of the Dr. Doctor syrup in my pantry. I forgot I had it tbh, since I haven’t been drinking soda for a while. It’s a decent brand if you have a machine that carbonates water.
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