I’d like to see a movie where all the christian conservatives get raptured up to heaven, only to find out it’s actually all the worst parts of how it’s been described: a eternal church service of fawning over a tyrant who demands constant worship, adoration, and absolute obedience. Meanwhile, back on earth, with no more conservatives around, the people left behind build a just, equitable, and prosperous paradise.

What if people were actually raptured a long time ago and what’s left is us. We’re all just crazy degenerates left here fighting each other while the sane nice people actually did disappear

That would be the best birthday present I ever received.

I wish. The world would be a much better place today if they were raptured yesterday.

Noclip mode enabled!

gravity: 👇

When they don’t get taken up by the rapture, do believers think they weren’t devout enough or that they were lied to? Probably neither

Maybe they get ruptured instead.

What, butt-first? Or downwards? Or butt-first AND downwards

What about the rupture?