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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

www.independent.co.uk

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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
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Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/34031000

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  • SolidGrue@lemmy.world
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    Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking

    Um…

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      It was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      It was medicinal cocaine!

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists

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          I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine

            • robocall@lemmy.world
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              Oh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.

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    Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Guess Elon’s weekly shipment will be late. Probably scrambling to replace it off the streets like some kind of nose-mounted vacuum cleaner.

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    oh no, Elon’s weekly supply!!

  • Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works
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    How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.

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    I’m sorry?

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    I wonder if it’s a joke label or not

    • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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      Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.

      Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:

      • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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        Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style

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            Eh?

            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever

              • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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                This one went over yer head hahaha

                My elbows are up

                Eh is prounced as “A”

                • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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                  I NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh

      • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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        I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!

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        I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.

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        i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard

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      It’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time.

      If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.

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    in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?

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    Musk ain’t getting shit done anytime soon

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      He will be even worse when he is coming down!

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    Plane full of drugs crashes. Police are still investigating if it was involved in drug trafficking… what?

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    I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.

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    Musk switching away from Ketamine?

    • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
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      The cocaine is going to straighten him out and making him more normal.

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    I love how they have to note it was “fake space x packaging.” I don’t believe that for a second. This was probably elons weekend stash and he is going to be quite upset.

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    How much of the product was in the pilot’s system?

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    Foreshadowing for the next launch.

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