resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1517file-text
arrow-up1517external-linkPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square38linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTriflingToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·7 days agoI wonder if it’s a joke label or not
minus-squarecircuscritic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoIt’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time. If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-27 days agoSome drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves. Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:
minus-square6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoI only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoI was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoi need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 days agoId ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoit’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoi’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 days agoThis one went over yer head hahaha My elbows are up Eh is prounced as “A”
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoI NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh
I wonder if it’s a joke label or not
It’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time.
If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.
Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.
Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:
I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
Eh?
i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
This one went over yer head hahaha
My elbows are up
Eh is prounced as “A”
I NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh