In the wake of the shooting, the immediate aftermath, a lot of people suddenly got the health care they’d been denied. It’s true that they didn’t change long term, but for a little while, they did.

It is so horrible to know that these people need to be actually afraid or they’ll continue to hurt people.

There were two meeting rooms on the email! (/silly joke)

But don’t they do mass firings by text and just locking you out of your machine these days? The US Aid workers were left stranded for a while— not sure if they got help getting back or just got abandoned and had to get friends and family to pitch in for flights home…

You guys, we have the best opportunity. Next time they hold a Rapture, we all just go completely cold turkey silent for like, three days. Let them all think they’ve been left behind. Then we all come back to social media and the rest of the real world on the third day like, “whoa, that was so cool, what was your favourite part of it?”

At least this indicates the missing people from Alligator Alcatraz are alive. And isn’t that a sentence I would very much like to never, ever say again.

The fact that no one seems to be able to definitively answer that question makes the policy truly awful.

I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.

Voter suppression is generally very high so I won’t blame those people who couldn’t vote for any of the many reasons that the US uses, but a choice not to vote is an implicit endorsement.

My goodness. Well, folks, we finally did it. We convinced the people in power that dihydrogen monoxide really is deadly.

“Vote blue no matter who! Wait, no, not like that!”

Gross. Absolutely gross. Powerful old people are already living too long.

Oh, St Luigi, may your blessings rain down upon this man.