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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago
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  • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    People of the penile persuasion can sit while peeing. It is very easy to do.

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      25 days ago

      not with morning wood

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        Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet

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          I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.

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            I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet

            I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point

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              One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.

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                Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often

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                  so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?

                  i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.

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                    You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online

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                    25 days ago

                    Did you mean… You wood transition?

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          If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward

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            24 days ago

            You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.

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        Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

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          if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with

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          Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.

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            Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.

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              25 days ago

              WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS

        • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          24 days ago

          This is too absurd to even critique

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          Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.

          (aka excuses)

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        brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up

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          If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?

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            You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down

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            Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.

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            Billy Finn enters the chat

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      Just cause it’s easy doesn’t mean you should.

      Also, it’s not easier than standing.

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        I find sitting easier than standing. It requires less attention (atleast if you have standards of the waste actually being in the pot).

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      It comes with the risk of contamination or infection if you’re well endowed.

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        I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

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          scoot back

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      Why though.

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        • Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
        • Cleaner for the bathroom: zero risk foreskin messing up your aim and having pee hit areas that don’t get washed by the flush
        • Better urine elimination for men that have prostate issues or lower urinary tract symptoms. I don’t, but it’s a factor
        • More chill to sit down and check your phone while in the bathroom
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          Wait, are you dragging your schlong against the inside of the toilet so it gets in contact with the water that runs down it?

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            No, I’m talking about where the urine hits the toilet. If it hits a part that doesn’t get washed by the flush, the urine dries out there and smells.

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          Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up

          only if you do the gooch scooch

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      My dignity refuses to piss sitting down !

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      deleted by creator

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