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Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.
Fahrenheit 451

Is that not -90f?
Back when I took trigonometry, they taught me positive was counterclockwise.
I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.

I will never need this information.
Lucky.
For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.
12 inches = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
22 yards = 1 chain
10 chains = 1 furlong
8 furlongs = 1 mile
3 miles = 1 league
And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:
1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre
Edit: bruh.
100° = really fuckin’ hot
0° = really fuckin’ cold0°C - pretty cold
100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass
What’s the beer for? To be paired with the human ham I’ll turn into if I am exposed to 100 °C for too long?
Saunakalja (sauna beer) is a crucial component of Finnish cleansing ritual
0°C - water go hard 100°C - water make funny bubbles
mr fahrenheit seems to have a drinking problem
They call me heat miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch!

90’s fine. Hell the 100’s are fine. It’s when you get to 110 and above that ded
Surely you can’t be serious‽
Yes, and don’t call the Shirley
Das hat er wohl aus unerFAHRENHEIT gemacht!
I had to use Google Translate creatively to get this joke, but I’m delighted none the less.




